Friday, September 15, 2006
My Favourite Joke
When I was a kid my parents bought me a book of jokes that had such pearlers in it as:
Q. Why is it a bad idea to share secrets on a farm?
A. Because the corn has ears, the potatos have eyes, and the beanstalk.
(It took me a while to get that one.)
I remember terrorising my parents by reading the jokes over and over and expecting them to laugh.
Anyway, my favourite joke of all time, which I've liked since I was about that age, didn't come from that book (not even sure why I mentioned it!), is the following:
Q. What is green and sits in the corner?
A. A naughty frog.
...
Cmon! How can you not love that joke?!
Q. Why is it a bad idea to share secrets on a farm?
A. Because the corn has ears, the potatos have eyes, and the beanstalk.
(It took me a while to get that one.)
I remember terrorising my parents by reading the jokes over and over and expecting them to laugh.
Anyway, my favourite joke of all time, which I've liked since I was about that age, didn't come from that book (not even sure why I mentioned it!), is the following:
Q. What is green and sits in the corner?A. A naughty frog.
...
Cmon! How can you not love that joke?!
// posted by Cass @ 3:11 PM 
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This is my all-time favourite sily joke:
Q: Whats red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes.
Bwahahaha. Its so silly. :D
But yeah, the naughty frog is also good :)
Q: Whats red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes.
Bwahahaha. Its so silly. :D
But yeah, the naughty frog is also good :)
(vomits into hat)
That joke was terrible!
Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A: DUUUUNNNNNGGGGGG!
(Monty Python)
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That joke was terrible!
Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A: DUUUUNNNNNGGGGGG!
(Monty Python)
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