The Cassandra Complex

You know you have been experiencing technical difficulties with Microsoft Office programs for too long when you start to contemplate grabbing a paperclip from the drawer, holding it up in front of the monitor, and slowly twisting and bending it till it is a deformed and broken mess… all in the hope of driving a point home regarding consequences to the bored looking "helper" paperclip that, well, isn't.

I'm just saying.